There’s Treasure In Them Thar Hills

Well, this is quite a jaunty assplug if we've ever seen one. Is it wrong that it reminds us of the Treasure Trolls of our childhood? They're like regular trolls but with the added bonus of some superpower gleaned from a belly jewel. Or something like that. We'd say this gal also gets a nice superpower from her precious butt bauble -- namely, the power to produce a creampie on command.

That's pretty impressive, no? It may not seem as initially cool as being able to read minds or become invisible, or even fly, but if we could magically snap our fingers and get fucked to creampie, we would. It's a better power than, say, being able to stretch infinitely or protrude spiky bones from the skin. We'll take it!

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