London Keyes Increases The Value Of Our Glass-Topped Coffee Table

We love London Keyes, with her generous, Cheesecake Factory portions, and so does Manuel Ferrara, who demands she serve them up on the table in "Slutty And Sluttier 17."

Perhaps there are times when Manuel Ferrara phones in his performance, has a bad day, doesn't feel the connection. If so, we haven't seen it. Like Steve Holmes (who joins Dana Vespoli and Maddy O'Reilly in another scene, lucky bastard), Ferrara mixes a very classy gratitude with some serious people-pleasing skills, all while making eye contact.

Eye contact is important, people.

London Keyes, exotic, curvy, and bedecked with stars, joins Ferrara in a spare wood and steel home for some slow fucking which takes place over two floors and several rooms and, as in the best porn scenes (and real life!), they look like they can't get enough of each other.

Despite all the caterwauling, I like that this movie doesn't go to the porny extreme of naming the Sluttiest of the "Slutty And Sluttier." In fact, I wouldn't call Keyes slutty at all—everything is happening the way nature would intend when someone like London Keyes shows up (un)dressed like that.

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