Maria Fowler Gives Us Nipple, Panties, Glitter, And Bruises

You know who's chock full of super fun accidental nudity? Maria Fowler. No joke: there was that time when both of her areolae were revealed at once, and then there was that time when her ass completely destroyed her dress, and now she's flashing her panties and slipping some nipple at the same time. What a generous woman!

Plus, she's a Page 3 glamour model, so she takes these slips and whatnot in stride. Honestly, if there's one woman we'd like to hang out with during a night on the town, it's Maria Fowler. Things will get sloppy, body parts will escape their designated pockets, and nobody is going to stop strutting.

And can we just say that we think it's really sexy to see a woman showing off her legs when she has a few bruises on them? We don't condone violence against any entity, but you know, if Maria dinged her legs against a footstool and then went out to party, we'd be down.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)