“My Private Tutor” Likes To Toot Her Privates

Could it be that Jesse Jane has chosen the wrong life path? She's a legendary pornstar, she has her own line of flavored tequilas, and if you ever need a place to rest your tired head, her boobs are always there for you. However, we think Jesse's true calling may be in education. When she puts on her tight pencil skirt and smart lady glasses, she knows that she can make you memorize anything she wants in exchange for a peek at them titties.

We know we should be more concerned about the state of elementary through high school education in this country, but Jesse's methods simply aren't designed for the younger crowd. She offers only college-level coochie, and no, she doesn't give any credits for your high AP scores.

In "My Private Tutor," Jesse actually plays a version of herself who has left the porn industry behind and hit the workforce as a tutor for university students. Unfortunately for her, new client Erik Everhard discovers that Jesse has an X-rated past, and he and Bill Bailey are determined to learn some bonafide pornstar moves from her. Neither boy has to compete for her love; they both screw her, they do it on the same bed, and they both sport faux-hawks during their respective scenes. That last part doesn't have anything to do with banging Jesse, although it does make us wonder if she's sexually attracted to specific hairstyles.

Meanwhile, Manuel Ferrara thinks he's going to be the hot new smut director in town, and he's out to prove it to all the girls (because when you direct porn, you obviously want to tell every babe you see). He takes foreign exchange student Abigaile Johnson for a ride on his magical dick, and he makes sure to capture the unique way that her breasts blush when he tongues her clit. When Manuel tries to pull the hot shot act with Brooklyn Lee, she puts him in his place and shows how real dirty fucking is done. Patent leather shoes with studs, ample amounts of fishnet, and the tattoo above her pubes set the mood for some sweaty and grimy sex, but only Brooklyn's willingness to gag like crazy and come buckets on Manuel's cock make her a true bastion of nastiness.

Really, when you consider that everyday is an educational experience and how every person you interact with teaches you something about the world, we are all private tutors for each other. That's the real message behind "My Private Tutor." Well, that, and the fact that nobody is as raunchy as Brooklyn Lee and she will fight you with her vagina to prove it.

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