Hyperbole Is Kind To The Topless

Apparently, you voted for various women to be a part of Nuts 100 Sexiest Topless Babes. Congratulations! Voting is a virtue, and we salute you for exercising your voice in any arena. Wait, you didn't vote? That's fine, neither did we, but even the apathetic are invited to enjoy the results!

Even if we had known about the vote, we don't know how we'd ever choose somebody. It's hard enough rating people according to sexiness, but to try and rate topless people according to sexiness is a whole other Venn diagram of strife and anxiety. Are we rating the boobs, the boobs and the torsos, or what? Are we supposed to ignore every other sexy portion of them and/or the non-topless history of various individuals? Lucy Pinder is number one--it's always either Lucy or Rosie--and we suppose she's always sexy, but she's also always topless. Thank God we don't have to vote for a president according to topless sexiness. Then again, who has better abs: Obama or Romney?

· Via Top Babes Blog (topbabesblog.org)