The Spanctity Of Marriage: “Here Cums The Bride”

No rice, no Apache Wedding Prayer, No Kahlil Ghibran or Rainer Maria Rilke quotes, no idling limousine; just a simple cock in the ass to signify the beginning of their lives together.

"Here Cums the Bride," I suspect, might thwart all the more earnest and concocted Couples' movies by virtue of depicting women getting lovingly fucked right out of their beautiful wedding dresses.

This is no quickie porn rental: Tasha Reign, Brooklyn Lee, Alliyah Sky, and the back-from-hiatus Jessica Bangkok each wears a perfectly trendy, modern, and not-cheap wedding dress as her partner carries her over the threshold of an equally-beautiful home to consummate their vows.

My favorite scenes are with Bangkok and Reign: Bangkok positively falls out of her dress and it is fun to watch Reign's prop wedding ring slide this way and that as she grabs at the sheets.

We only regret that there is apparently no money left over for a honeymoon and not even some take-home reception food, which is the (second) best part of any wedding, if you play your cards right.

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