Drugs Are “Artificial Paradises,” But Oral Sex Is Heaven On Earth

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Took something interesting? Getting freaked out in the desert? Tired of talking to God? We've all been there before. Everybody has their own special way for gently ending a trip, but we think the best way to come down is to come--preferably from oral sex in a tent in the desert by a woman wearing many powerful rings and necklaces.

That's probably not what Timothy Leary advises, but that's only because he took his cues from the Tibetan Book of the Dead, and the Bardo Thodol doesn't say anything about mood elevating drugs taken by hot Brazilian women at raves. Even the book that gave this movie its name--Charles Baudelaire's "Artificial Paradises"--has nothing to say about the specific substances at work. Yes, these painfully gorgeous actresses are on their own, but they're doing just fine.

· "Paraísos Artificiais" (imdb.com)