Sippin’ On Some Sizzurp

We believe that actual sizzurp makes its imbibers sleepy and all chilled out. That might be nice sometimes, but it's Friday! So may we present a finer elixir: jizz... urp.

This stuff really puts some spring in your step, will make you leap up and do 20 jumping jacks and take a lap around the block. Also, it will give you the feel of a warm glow diffusing throughout your body, from you head to your toes. Or maybe that's the orgasm part of things. Hmm... we're slipping on our fancy scientist glasses now. We've got some more research to do.

· Nice BJ a video buddy's wife sent to me (pornhub.com)