It’s Hard To Keep Kosher Around “Belladonna’s Cock Pigs 2”

What we like about Asa Akira is that she would push her own mother down a flight of stairs in order to get a big cock all to herself. A joke! We kid! Asa is a lovely young woman who cares for her family and there is no way that London Keys is going to let her gobble up all of Mr. Pete's dick without sharing.

Now, the real question is how will London and Asa--or any other of the pornstar pairs in "Cock Pigs 2"--prevent each other from hopping on the dick without calling too much attention to the dispute? If they're not aggressive enough, they allow the other to fuck freely; if they're too aggressive, the cock will sympathy fuck the other girl. We're excited to see what tactics are born in this ball-sucking battle arena!

At first glance, it looks like the girls are actually sharing Mr. Pete's pecker: Asa rides him cowgirl while London straddles his face. Then the questionable moves come out. As Pete pounds London's pussy from behind, Asa slides up to them and jams a few extra fingers in London--perhaps this is to test her limits, perhaps it's simply a way of making London come quickly. The banging continues for London, but when Asa starts fingering her own ass in Pete's line of sight, he switches then and there. It's a riveting race for wang!

Everybody in America is riding James Deen's dick these days, so you can imagine how hard Chastity Lynn and Lia Lor want to ride him when they have him to themselves. Instead of letting them compete for his cock, James takes a hands-on approach, declares himself leader of their three-person commune, and proceeds to make them come at his preferred pace. With that sadistic young man behind them, touching them, teasing them, and making their mascara run, their only choice is to work together and attack his cock with all of the spit they can muster.

Dana DeArmond and Andy San Dimas seem so nice in this film. We know they're hot nasty babes who will slap you and then kiss you and then slap you again in the same spot for fun, but they don't even compete for Toni Ribas's dong--they just want to play together! Heartwarming, isn't it? They tongue each other's assholes, play with their clits, encourage each other with cheek squeezes and swear words, and you get the sense that they're trying to show off in front of Toni. When Dana rides cowgirl, Andy gets right up on her pussy, plays with her clit, and looks at Toni as if to say, "Isn't she just the cutest? Yes she is!"

Despite our fears about the bad habits people might learn from "Belladonna's Cock Pigs 2," we've found that even the greediest of hard-on hogs can learn to share. God bless the dick wielders who don't let these ladies down.

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