Shirk Work; Bang Instead

We hope everyone is lucky enough to have the day off work, pleasantly brunching and nursing their 3-day-weekend hangovers into submission. And what better activity is there to delve into after that hair of the dog Bloody Mary than an affable fuck 'n' suck? Because spending your day off getting off is hella productive.

And it's an additional dash of spit in the eye to the workaday world when you decide to bone atop your desk, amidst all the paperwork and office-style sundries that don't mean nothin' to ya -- 'til tomorrow. And, who knew? Files and official documents look really great with a bare ass upon them. Fancy signatures be damned! We'd rather see this next trip to the notary public.

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