Lara Flynn Boyle’s Friendly Skies

God bless the UK: where else would you be able to wake up on a Sunday morning to read a story about Lara Flynn Boyle "stripping nude and trying to seduce a fellow passenger during a recent first-class flight to London"? (Come to think of it, it sounds too crazy for even the tabloids to make up—it must be true!) Our chronically panting sibling site Defamer conjectures that "the accosted man probably fell asleep watching 'Attack of the Undead, Anorexic, Former Jack Nicholson Bangers' and mistook his inevitable nightmares for a midair encounter with Boyle". We'd guess it had more to do with an alcoholic hallucination involving one too many miniature bottles of Chivas Regal and an actual inflight screening of one of Lara's eminently forgettable late-career roles in "Speaking of Sex", "Susan's Plan", or "Afterglow"—shots from all of which you'll find after the jump.

"Naked Lara Flynn Boyle Terrorizes Airline Passengers" (Defamer)
"Flynn Boyle's 'Scandalous Nude Flight'" (Contact Music)

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Lara Flynn Boyle (profile @ Mr. Skin):

"Afterglow" (1997)

"Speaking of Sex" (2001)

"Susan's Plan" (1998)

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