The “Halfway Home” Is No Place For BiBi Jones’s Libido

One minute she's robbing a bank, the next minute she's in jail, and a few years with good behavior later, she's almost back on the streets. BiBi Jones is ready to move on with her life and become a working stiff, but she has a few stiff dicks left to work before she's truly free. This is her journey.

Hey, does anyone else find it funny that BiBi Jones has played a criminal in her last three films? Besides "Halfway Home," she played a queenpin in "Cola" and its sequel, "More Cola Please." On a similar tip, does anyone else see an odd parallel between her current porn industry status and the halfway home in this film? She's done with porn but since Digital Playground has a bunch of footage of her, she's still halfway in the game. Is your mind blown yet?

No? Do you want to watch Manuel get his cock blown? You probs do. We're pretty sure that he's the director of the halfway home where BiBi and a bunch of other formerly bad babes live, and although we don't know who seduces whom, Manuel definitely directs his dick into BiBi's tight pussy and leaves it there so BiBi might slowly adjust her body to his girth. He's all about acclimating fine females into the real world, and there ain't nothing realer than that man's member. His makeshift office becomes a neat little lovenest for these two, and when all is said and done--when BiBi's thighs become too tired to lift off his dick and slam back down--that's when Tommy Gunn comes in wearing a ski mask and waving a pistol around.

What? Did you think that BiBi wasn't going to be haunted by people from her crime-ridden life? Folks, of course she's getting haunted; the muscle-y and menacing Tommy Gunn is lurking all up in her pussy, and though we don't know much about BiBi's criminal history, we suspect that she took her cues after being tapped--nay, brainwashed--by Tommy's turgid cock. Just look at them together: she's showing off her midriff beneath a plaid shirt, he's wearing his leather jacket, and together they look like that beautifully doomed couple you knew in high school. Still, they fuck like sweethearts, and we think it's adorable that Tommy feels the need to inhale the scent of BiBi's sock-covered toes as he goes balls-deep inside her. Any man who appreciates this sort of scent can't be all bad, right?

Let us not forget that there are other ex-cons in "Halfway House," such as Veronica Avluv. She was in jail for MILFing in public without a permit (what a dastardly dame) and now she has to repent by taking every last inch of Marco Banderas's dick inside her. Some programs try to rehabilitate felons by getting them to garden, teaching them to care for a young plant and make it grow big, healthy, and green; similarly, Veronica does her best to make Marco's cock grow in her mouth, sucking around the tip and licking his balls until his shaft is as mighty and muscular as the rest of his body. She should be proud of herself for breathing life into him like that!

All of the girls in "Halfway Home" should be proud of themselves! Soon they'll be ready to get places of their own and fuck whoever they want, whenever they want, and nobody's going to bug them about the curfew. BiBi might not make it out of that house, but we're rooting for her. (Can you root for people with your genitals? We're doing it.)

· All photos courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
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