What Color Are Your Panties, Alicia Vikander?

That dress she's wearing is stunning: that deep velvety green with the vague leopard print patterning is like the bath robe of the gods. Best of all, when the bottom parts like a curtain, we get treated to quite the show! Alicia Vikander, we think we can see your pubes.

And we very much enjoy seeing pubes. Plus, since Alicia will be playing the part of Kitty in the upcoming "Anna Karenina" adaptation, it's like we're seeing Levin's wife's panties and pubic hair. That makes us feel so close to Tolstoy! Can SparkNotes do that for you? We think not.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)