Why Doesn’t Adelaide Clemens Like Her Boobs?

Girl, we think your boobs are great. They look nice in that black bra, they look nice without it, and you shouldn't feel bad about them because they're tiny--small boobs are fun! Your chest is a low calorie treat and we wouldn't be surprised to see you pop out of a box of SnackWells.

Some people say that Adelaide is going to be the next Michelle Williams, others say she's destined to be the next Charlize Theron, but she isn't going to be the next anybody unless she learns to wield her body like the deadly weapon it was meant to be.

Then again, maybe in real life, Adelaide Clemens is all about her boobs 24/7 and she had to work extremely hard in order to play a character who is less than ecstatic about her looks. If that's the case, brava, Adelaide! (Don't forget what we said about the SnackWells though. We meant it.)

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