It's one thing when Kate Middleton's cousin performs a burlesque routine to celebrate the Queen's Jubilee, but it's quite another thing when she rolls up on New York City dressed as the Statue of Liberty. Could this bit of semi-nudity be viewed as an offense against the Crown? Is Katrina committing treason with all of her eyeball pleasin'?
Don't worry, Katrina. If your powerful cousin decides to bring the hammer down, we're sure the United States will give you asylum. After all, you're dressed like the freakin' Statue of Liberty! No one can deny you safe haven when this national treasure invites the world to give us their tired, their poor, their huddled masses yearning to show off their nipple tassels. You have excellent nipple tassels, by the by, Katrina.
· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)