Nice To Peek At Your Panties Again, Tulisa Contostavlos

At this point, we feel that Tulisa's panties are familiar friends. If we could, we'd take all of her undies out for a nice dinner at Olive Garden, where we'd eat endless soup, salad, and breadsticks and talk about how we all met. Incidentally, we all met when Tulisa was in the process of exiting a cab.

So maybe that wouldn't make for the most interesting dinner conversation. Oh well!

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