U.N. Security Council To Discuss Consequences Of “Big Rack Attack 3”

That fine titty dust you inhale everyday is the result of fallout from the last two Big Rack Attacks, and everybody from the World Health Organization to the Physicians for Social Responsibility is questioning if we can handle another such event. Jules Jordan complied with the U.N.'s request for disarmament, but they never said anything about disboobment, so you better practice your duck and cover routine.

The thing that makes "Big Rack Attack 3" so dangerous is the fact that these ladies actually have reasonably sized breasts. You look through their pictures, admire their toplessness, and think to yourself, "Yeah, I could totally survive a thrashing from them titties." It's only afterwards, when you're lying on the ground with the shape of Veronica Sanchez's nipple permanently indented in your cheek, that you realize just how big the attack is.

We're not saying Veronica has tiny breasts--we're not blind--but they look right for her body, and she doesn't even wield them threateningly when she's sucking her man's cock. It's like she's not even aware of the weaponry hanging off her torso! Can't she feel them swinging and swaying with power as she gets fucked from behind, or is she too focused on the feeling of the thumb teasing her asshole? God only knows. As the gent gets ready to blast, he positions himself to give Veronica a facial, at which point she strikes, wrapping her breasts around his bone and titfucking him until he explodes. We're not saying if it's a good explosion or a bad one.

Some of these tits look plainly dangerous; Lucy Love's are such a pair. The gallery below contains a picture of fair Lucy licking something that rests between her tits, and although it looks like a glass dildo, it's really a tiny ICBM. A pair of weapons inspectors come by to check out her arsenal and Lucy quickly gets them naked, erect, and in her mouth--they never had a chance to resist. How can anyone resist tits like those? Even Lucy gets a thrill from them, and she hangs out with them everyday. Just look at the girl getting doubly penetrated by her prey: she licks her nipple, stares at the camera, and her eyes go wild with pure areola energy.

No one knows when "Big Rack Attack 3" will come (actually, it streets this week), but we know that those who don't survive will get major props in heaven for having the coolest and sexiest demise ever.

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