How would you describe your last orgasm? You could probably write a whole essay or novel on the feeling, the build-up, the climax, the rolling waves of pleasure that drained all energy from your muscles, but that's not how this contest works. Nope, this contest asks you to describe your orgasm in only six words. Can you do it? Will you do it for prizes?
We really think you should. This flash non fiction contest was thought up by the brilliant sex educator/author/blogger Ducky, and she's kicked off the competition with her own entry: "Heart thumping toe curling Hitachi monster." Pretty steamy, eh? Here are some of ours:
Pin sized explosion and chain reaction.
I'm really good at this game.
The little death, the big joy.
Not until I say your name.
So, so full, and then nothingness.
The grand prize is Evi by Aneros, a toy so new and exciting it hasn't even arrived in stores yet, and a bottle of Sliquid Organics lube; two runners-up will each receive a bottle of lube. Of course, it's not about what you win, it's about how you express yourself and how you can most succinctly send chills up another person's spine! Even if you don't want a sex toy and some lubricant, you owe it to yourself to give it a try.
And when you do, will you also post your six words in the comments below? We want to see how your beautiful brains work!
· Submit your orgasms at Lipstick Stains On Your Pillow (lipstickstainsonyourpillow.com)
[At top: "Cushions slide and spread her more," is how we'd describe this orgasm from Explicite Art (explicite-art.com)]