Emma Watson Is Cautious About Her Boobs

For every time we've seen Emma Watson's nipple, there's at least one time that we've been denied that pleasure, and although it hurts to come so close before being rebuffed, we know that it's all part of the chase. We love the chase! Today, the chase brings us Emma's pastie slipping out the side of her dress. Smart planning, Emma.

For real, we love it when Emma shows skin, but we also love seeing her avoid showing skin. She runs through all of the possible places where her clothing may fail her, she places backups, and backups for her backups, and knows how to hold her body to minimize exposure. Keeping clothed as a celebrity is practically a martial art, and Emma Watson is a black belt (or a black pastie).