Remy LaCroix Will Never Retire From Hula Hooping

Oh, sigh. Seeing Remy LaCroix hula hoop makes us think of the time we saw her hula hooping completely naked for Elegant Angel, and we grow sad at the thought that we will never see her bare body gyrating ever again. Still, it's nice to know that she hasn't given up on hula hooping, and she's even doing it for strange short films--we suppose that's kind of like porn.

Writer/director SCUMSUX brings us this bittersweet story of, uh, well, we feel silly trying to interpret it. Let's just say that we can't wait for a magical, decadent, hula hooping angel to come and visit us in our last moments of life; we especially look forward to the wine-drenched sex in a hammock. How does Remy manage to hump, hula, and keep her balance at the same time? She's quite the gal.

· "END IT" (vimeo.com)