Who Needs Butter When You’ve Got Pussy?

We're still well into corn season, and in these last few cookouts before the frost hits we'll be sure to enjoy an ear or few. However, something that's always annoyed us about preparing that sweet cob to hit our maw is the messiness of smearing on butter, then sprinkling salt everywhere and getting that sloppy mess all over. However, if every cookout had a designated babe at the corn station, with the clean and delicious flavor country her babely snatch imparts, well, that would solve all the problems. No mess, no fuss, and also there's a chick constantly fucking corn in the corner. Hmm... Labor Day, where are you now?

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