If Kayden Kross Can’t Have An “Orgasm,” Then Nobody Will

If this were a bit more science fiction-esque, Kayden would be some mad inventor who creates a device that makes it impossible for anyone to climax, and some brave heroes have to swing their dicks in her direction so that she finally gets to come and realize the error of her ways. This movie is sort of like that minus the science.

Yes, although we know Kayden as the lovable vessel for many a massive flare-up of nerves, muscles, and moans, we have to imagine her as a woman who is unable to attain any orgasm from her man, Erik Everhard. Some people would put less emphasis on climaxing and enjoy the other aspects of sex, but Kayden Kross isn't some people and she'll do whatever it takes to get off.

Fortunately for Kayden, her gal pals have access to an exclusive agency of male escorts who specialize in bringing their clients to mind-bending orgasms. Manuel Ferrara is one of those men, and Katsuni hires his cock (and all that comes with it) on a regular basis. What makes them work so well together? Well, they're real-life lovers, for one; we saw them sitting together in a Las Vegas restaurant enjoying a bounty of miniature chili dogs and they looked fucking adorable. Sexually speaking--and in the realm of "Orgasm"--Katsuni needs Manuel because he isn't afraid to push boundaries. She rides his fat cock, grinds his ass into the couch with her humping, and he asserts himself by slipping two fingers in her tight asshole; they fit together like puzzle pieces with beautiful genitals.

Naturally, Katsuni sends Manuel to take care of Kayden; he can't keep his hands off her creamy thighs or his teeth off her breasts, and that's the kind of attention that she needs. His dick gets her blood flowing like nothing else before, and Kayden blushes in her face, collar, and pussy. We've seen these two pair up time and time again, but it still gives us thrills to see them entwined. We especially like the picture in which Kayden rides cowgirl but rests her body against Manuel's and lifts her ass in the air: there's something incredibly dirty about this view and yet equally cozy and sweet. Perhaps it's the dreamy look in Kayden's eyes or the way she shields her mouth behind her arm that makes us feel this way.

"Orgasm" looks like another winner, obviously, but we want to emphasize the fact that coming isn't everything! Don't take cues from this movie! If your man can't satisfy you, talk about it, don't go hiring random dudes to do things! On the other hand, there's nothing wrong with craving a good orgasm or two: the back of the box says, "Katsuni, Penny Brooks and Kagney Linn Karter are the women who use the studs to quench their whorish desires," and we don't think it's fair to call their desires whorish. We are the smut disclaimers.

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