Bring Me the Ass Of Madison Rose

"I've got the back problems from lugging it around," says native New Yorker Madison Rose of her 44" ass, which is not massive, just glorious.

We're watching the Elegant Angel title "Massive Asses 6," and for some reason the false advertising isn't driving us into a rage the way, say, a non-MILF MILF movie might. Because a hippopotamus has a massive ass; Madison Rose is simply in possession of an ass that one needs two hands to grab fistfuls of.

Rose tells us that she buys special jeans in New York "made for Colombians" that keep her ass clothed, but here in California she doesn't need them, as all we have here are swimming pools with views of Los Angeles, apparently.

Rose strides to the center of the frame for her tease sequence and becomes one mass of erectile tissue in the late morning sunshine (how I know those are late-morning nipples I'm not sure). When partner Manuel Ferrara enters, he is the perfect porn gentleman, equal parts grabby and grateful. He only manhandles her because he recognizes that he is acting as our proxy.

Rose doesn't need to go by any other name to remind us of similarly sassy, assy brunette Ava Rose; she's not heavy, she's not a BBW, she's just full.

We're happy Rose is no longer in New York, both because she's closer to us and because we walk less here, so she is less likely to cause accidents.

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