Missing: Tera Patrick’s Dog

We did our best this morning to come up with a more interesting and/or salacious angle on the breaking story about Tera Patrick's dognapping incident, such as giving you more information on the movie in which the stolen pooch appears (but we did that already), or an exposé on the relationship between porn stars and their pets (but someone else did that already too). And of course, cracking cheap jokes about how we're at least glad it's her dog and not her pussy that's gone missing would be way beneath the elevated level of discourse you've come to expect from us. So we guess we'll just have to set our battalions of Porn Valley operatives on the case and hope that Chopper turns up safe and sound. We're on it, Tera!

"PILFERED POOCH" (NY Post; also spotted @ Defamer and AVN)

Update Chopper found!

Previously: "Pornstar Pets", "Reign Of Tera"