Karlie Kloss: Lean, Mean Queen Of The Rooftops

You might only see Karlie Kloss wearing insanely steep heels with her ass in the air and her tits in full view, but we see a monarch who rubs her body with gasoline and spends the day fuming in the sun as she slides along the warm black tar of her domain. Obviously, Karlie is going to knight us and not you.

Hopefully she has some extra vinyl stuff we can slip into. It'd be embarrassing if we were hanging out in jeans and cardigans while Karlie flexed her breasts and rib cage beneath a bunch of fetish wear. We're trying to look like a legit kingdom here, you know?