Alana Evans: Our Favorite Scenes On Demand!

September 28, 2012
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

Alana Evans: fascinating lady, been in the industry for years, has a great pair of fake boobs. Did you know that she started off using the name Jenna Talia? She got sick of it after only two films. How could you get tired of a beautiful pun like that?

Anyway, we're not here to talk about our favorite puns.

1. Seasoned Players 15: Yes, "Seasoned Players," the series in which Tom Byron salutes pornstars who have been around the block by sticking his cock inside them and grunting like a beast. In all seriousness, this is one of our favorite franchises, and Alana and Tom have great chemistry together. They can't keep their hands off each other during the interview portion, and when it comes time to get naked and start doin' stuff, the energy stays high--they're practically giddy! When Tom pops on her face, Alana beams from beneath his come, and you know that a beautiful thing has happened between them.

2. Forbidden Pleasures: This tryst between Alana and Gwen Summers is actually from a movie called "18 and Confused 3" made back in 2000. We thought you would dig seeing what Alana looked like (slightly) back in the day; as it turns out, she looks a bit like Laura Dern! Anyway, even though Gwen's noises are bit too enthusiastic, you have to admit that Alana eats a mean pussy, and this clip gives you a chance to really admire her tongue techniques.

3. Sean Michaels's Bottom Line: Sean Michaels has a scene with Alana Evans and Flower Tucci and the guy shows up wearing a wet suit: excellent planning, Mr. Michaels. These three have all been in the game for years and years, and they've worked together a few times before, so the action between them flows with incredible ease. Alana rims Flower, toys her ass with a glass dildo, and gets her ready for Sean while Ms. Tucci makes music with her mouth. Squirting occurs, of course. We're tempted to say that one girl takes it up the ass and rides it harder than the other, but we can't make a call like that. It would hurt us. Just know that big white butts are shaking everywhere and will follow you into your dreams.

4. Fuck My Mom And Me 17: The energy in this scene is a tad lackluster, especially when Allie James has nothing to do but watch Alana get fucked, but the fake mother and daughter actually make a good team and they treat Evan Stone like he deserves to be treated. We love watching Alana savor each stroke from Evan's long dick, especially when she says stuff like, "Yeah, you're fucking the hole she came out of." "Oh yeah?" Evan responds, because what else is he going to say?

5. Blumpkin Blowjobs 3: All right, we know this is borderline scat fetish, but you have to forgive us. If you don't know what a blumpkin is, it's a blowjob conducted when the man is on the toilet taking a dump. We know. We're sorry. However, we're including this because it shows the range of Alana's work, it highlights her spectacular blowjob skills, and also because the writing on the back of the box is ridiculous: "It's hard to tell if your bitch is really in your corner these days. Does this hoe really got love for me? Is she really down with my program??" Then it goes on to say you should eat a taco or chili burger and, you know, you can guess the rest. For the record, we don't think there's any actual defecation in this movie.