“Meet Bonnie,” She’s Horny As Hell And Coming For Thanksgiving

Should you ever have the good fortune to take Bonnie Rotten home to meet the family for the holidays, we suggest sending this movie to your folks a week or so in advance. Make it part of a gift basket complete with muffins, lube, and a coupon for tattoos!

No joke, your parents should know what kind of mate their offspring has found and "Meet Bonnie" is the perfect introduction to this little lady. She shows compassion, cooperation, kindness, and of course all of her intricate tattoos. After all, you have to tell them about her nipple webs sooner or later. Might as well make it sooner.

We're not sure what order the scenes go in, but we think you should start with the one with Mick Blue. Here you have a veteran swordsman slinging dick at Bonnie, and though she's quite good at dodging and parrying, she's more than willing to take a thrust now and again, even in her ass! Yes, it's her third movie (as far as IAFD counts) and she's already doing anal, letting Mick pound it so deep and hard that he loses himself in the moment and nuzzles her neck like an old lover.

Mick comes back later with Ramon Nomar to doubly penetrate this PYT, and we can't believe how confidently she takes their dicks. They spitroast her, take turns shoving their shlongs up her ass, and then when they're all caught up in the moment and Bonnie's hair is wild and sweaty, that's when Ramon takes her in his lap, impales her butt on his cock, and spreads her thighs wide for Mick to join in. Bonnie's smeared mascara really goes nicely with her assortment of tattoos, too!

And she's a versatile woman, a lover of all genders, so be sure to show your 'rents the scene in which Asphyxia Noir and Skin Diamond hold Bonnie down and put the Hitachi on her clit. They make Ms. Rotten wail to the heavens and then, because reciprocation is the essence of love, they make her service them back. Bonnie is more than happy to oblige, and she even has the ability to multitask: she chokes Asphyxia to orgasm while holding the wand on her pussy. That means she's more than qualified to help make dinner. Your mom will like that.

We realize that most of you won't have the honor of taking Bonnie Rotten home for any big family get together, but that doesn't mean you can't "Meet Bonnie" yourself and introduce her to your libido.

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