We Take Our Muffin Tops Extra Juicy

Muffin tops have always gotten a bit of a bad rap. What with myriads of exercises devoted to simply melting them away, and having their very existence spoofed in song, we're up in arms. What's so bad about a muffin top? It gives us plenty of sweetness to love and hug. And if it's also capable of giving us a dripping faceful of lady-jizz? Well, pass us a napkin 'cause we're mad feastin'.

We guess Mason Moore's muffin top is different than many, but due to its fine qualities, perhaps it should be crowned as the new leader and representative of all muffin tops the world over. Can we vote Mason Moore's Muffin Top as a presidential candidate for the SAP Party? (We guess that means Slut-Ass Pervs). Our voices deserve to be heard, too! Although we suppose our voices are normally just the whispering shudder of orgasm. 'Cause we're all so horny and bangin' all the time. So, uh, no matter the outcome, we win. We win.

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