You’re More Than A “Tattooed Anal Slut” To Us, Bonnie Rotten

When presented with a title like "Tattooed Anal Sluts," you have to know that no one involved would even use 2/3 of those words in their secretest OK Cupid profile. Still: Bonnie Rotten.

Director/co-performer Mike Adriano asks Bonnie Rotten the kind of question a defense attorney would have objected to in court.

"Is this your first anal scene today?" he says, clearly suggesting that Rotten is capable of several hundred of them in a day, but maintaining deniability; after all, he could be asking if this is Rotten's first anal scene ever.

"Yes," the hazel-eyed beauty says. "I'm loving dick so much."

To practice for the big day, she said she "had a couple of guys come over and fuck my ass."

Rotten is long and lean and—perhaps only by virtue of the impressive spread of tats, because she seems so friendly—tough looking. At the outset, though, it's difficult to believe that even someone who would pair "Bonnie" with "Rotten" would call herself an Anal Slut.

If it is for our benefit that this movie isn't called "Women with Tattooes Who Appear to Enjoy Anal Sex," then I needed to watch the whole scene.

There is a line between appreciative and creepy in POV scenes that Adriano does not cross. He is clearly delighted by Rotten, who reveals twin spiderwebs on her natural breasts, but the viewer never wants to shout "Get out of there now Bonnie Rotten!" at the screen.

(There is room for creepy in POV scenes, too, of course; one just needs to be spiritually prepared.)

Do you know how sometimes you'll hear a word for the first time, and then hear it everywhere? It's like that with this job. I'd never heard of Bonnie Rotten before, but she has shown up on the cover of several pieces of pornography I've received this week.

And here's how I knew she would be a porn star:

During her anal scene, Rotten looked like she was soldiering through. She didn't look like she was on the verge of tears, only that she thought she'd better get some more offscreen practice. There's a difference, like when you good-naturedly say, "I nearly dinged the mailbox on the way out this morning; better pay attention next time."

And it is the way Rotten says, without any porny affectation, "I want your fat cock in my 19-year-old ass," that makes her a keeper.

"Please keep telling me how old you are..." Adriano says.

At the end, despite the dirty talk, the gaping, the speculum, and the plug, I was still no more comfortable calling Bonnie Rotten a tattooed anal slut. Instead I thought, "Oh, she's adorable."

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