Ass-Fuck The Pain Away

It's a real gloomy-gray day here in the city, and instead of moping and aimlessly dragging ourselves around the apartment, we wish we were ass-fucking. It's sort of like the opposite of a rain dance. Because when properly done, we think the clouds peel away and gleaming sunshine shimmers down upon those cavorting cans in an outpouring of lust and glory.

Or maybe that's just the way it feels? Either way, uh, we still wish we were doing that right now. Making a frittata or rearranging our closet just doesn't seem to have the same element of invigoration that a solid anal-slamming does. Guess we'll instead eat some blueberries and watch this vid on repeat until we feel that warming glow again. And hey, that's not such a bad afternoon, anyway.

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