Ilaria Pozzi Is Still Gorgeous And Tattooed And All Ours

You probably didn't take us seriously when we called emotional and spiritual dibs on Ilaria back in February. We're not exactly cool with you ignoring our requests, but we recognize the difficulty of not looking at this woman. Since you insist on upsetting us, we might as well show you the website where all of her pictures are kept. (Naked pictures, too.)

It's called do not tell me to smile, which makes us feel like we're constantly about to offend Ilaria. Is it ok if we smile at her? Why isn't that covered on the FAQ? Why doesn't her site have an FAQ? We're sure others have asked the same things we always ask: do you wanna get married, when do you wanna get married, why don't you wanna get married, etc.

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