Cosima Viola Gets Laid All The Time On “Lindenstraße”

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Frankly, we're starting to get jealous of her regular sex life--even more so when you consider the Push-Me-On-The-Floor-And-Fuck-Me-Now nature of her latest tryst. You know what our problem is? We don't spend enough time on German television shows. That would get us laid on the regular.

We're really developing a crush on this lady. We dig her tattoos, her aggressive sexuality, her ability to hang out with her boobs out, the way she looks a bit like Kristen Stewart in that plaid shirt, all of it. The only thing preventing us from shouting her name from the rooftops is the fact that we don't speak German. We could still shout her name, but if she ever answered the call we'd have to stand there smiling and gesturing like fools. That wouldn't be so bad though, would it? Maybe we'll just stick to watching "Lindenstraße."

· "Lindenstraße: Damals" (imdb.com)