British Babes Dig The White Panties

It's said that you can tell a lot about a nation by the color of its citizens' panties, so here we are trying to divine the meaning behind these white ones. Is it a flag of surrender? Certainly not. Is it a reaction to those Kate Middleton photos? Now we're getting somewhere.

Maybe, just maybe, Tulisa Contostavlos and Michelle Keegan are wearing white panties--a classic symbol of youth and purity according to "The Pervert's Guide to Panty-Fortune Telling"--because of a subconscious wish to desexualize the British body in the wake of the Duchess of Cambridge's nude photo fiasco. What do you think?

· Michelle Keegan and Tulisa Contostavlos (taxidrivermovie.com)