If “The Canyons” Were A Cheesy ’70s Grindhouse Film

[youtube hLO6FmfveQ4 628 353]As you definitely know by now, James Deen and Lindsay Lohan totally need to start dating because they're obviously a power couple waiting to happen are in a movie together called "The Canyons." The studio is releasing three teaser trailers in different styles, and first up is the grainy and grimy '70s thriller version chock full of sex, death, and innuendo about James Deen's dick.

According to the film's official Facebook page, next up will be a '50s melodrama teaser followed by a '30s comedy teaser. How much can we take seriously here? It's hard to tell. We feel like we're watching that trailer for "The Shining" as a feel-good family flick, so all we can promise is lipstick, sunglasses, and Los Angeles.

Also, James Deen had this to say to Animal: "I am super stoked about this trailer being released. I'm beyond excited to see the finished project and I hope everyone ends up liking it. If I suck, please let me know."

· THE CANYONS - TEASER TRAILER (youtube.com)
· Via Animal NY (animalnewyork.com)