Emma Williams Wishes You Would Ogle Her Bod

We love our work--like, a whole damn lot--but if Emma Williams were to saunter in the room wearing nothing but red heels, we would immediately swipe everything off our desks, just in case she felt like doing it right there and then. Even if she just came in to say hello and wanted zero sex, it'd be worth smashing our computers for.

That ass alone is worth having our paychecks docked for the price of new equipment, and the way it looks as Emma walks around that room and plants it on her man's desk: so damn squeezable. We'd love to know what work is keeping that gentleman's hands on the table, because unless he's in the middle of disarming a bomb, he's got his priorities quite twisted.

· "First Night" (imdb.com)