Diane Kruger’s Tits Launched A Thousand Ships

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We know this is a relatively old clip (it's from 2004, and we all remember how fucking weird 2004 was), but we're in the mood for a little faux-Greek nudity. We could go to the Met and see some marble boobies, but it's so much easier to order up some Diane Kruger as Helen of Troy in "Troy." British accents everywhere.

Despite the strange non-Greek Greekness and the whole skipping-over-Achilles-and-Patroclus's-relationship thing of "Troy," we actually like this film. It was exciting, you know? And Diane Kruger is definitely hot enough to have a massive army of Greeks to track her down. Her ass alone is worth at least five hundred ships, don't you think? Six hundred even. We're bargaining with butts.

· "Troy" (imdb.com)