Extra Veggies? Ass ‘Em

You know, sometimes there are just too many damn cucumbers! What's a body supposed to do with all those things? When salads, cucumber soup, and pickles aren't enough, what more can be done?! Oh, we forgot that with just a little slicking up, that fresh, crisp piece of produce can become a dildo of a top notch order. Crisis averted!

And who knew cucumbers paired so nicely with mini toy-vibes? We've often thought of carrots, maybe a cauliflower stalk or two, but this really works so much better. Plus, the final course involves a body-quaking orgasm that sends shivers down our spine. Martha Stewart herself could hardly come up with a more satisfying recipe. Cucumbers and vibrators, they're the new fish and chips, we tell ya.

· cucumber in my ass (pornhub.com)