And The Wind Chose Kourtney Kardashian’s Ass

Far be it from us to question why the wind chooses certain skirts and not others. If we had to guess why Kourtney Kardashian was picked, we'd say it's because she was on a balcony. The wind loves being all theatrical like that, and the minute she turned her back on the railing: floop!

Floop is obviously the sound that a skirt makes when the wind picks it up. On quiet nights in Los Angeles, you can hear floops going off from all over the city.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)