OMG, Thought Your Coat Button Was A Nipple

Miss Annabel Cousins, you are quite the trickster. We totally mistook that button for your left nipple, and now we don't even want to see that missing nipple because we find this mysterious and well-placed coat extremely sexy. Also, we may or may not have a secret human doll with "Coraline"-style button features fetish.

And furthermore, when will humans evolve their own giant lapels? Really, people, is it so much to ask that we look a little more aerodynamic and dressed-up when we pop out the womb?

· Purple (purple.fr)

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