The True Arc de Triomphe

It's like promenading down the enchanting esplanade of the Champs-Élysées to come face-to-face with a marvel of art and architecture, a form so moving, so exquisite that you're held motionless, mouth agape -- simply awestruck. Yes, it is like that except this street is called Bone-Zone Way, and the monument is a babe of such epic proportions we're nearly drooling over our keyboard like a crazy person. If the Arc de Triomphe had tits like these, well, there'd probably be a parade every damn day to celebrate. Instead, we'll have a mini parade in this babe's honor -- who's got the ticker tape?

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