Miley Cyrus Interjects Her Boobs Into The Conversation

Is there any argument that isn't strengthened by a pair of perky boobs? We're not trying to be shmucks about this; we're sure whatever Miley is saying is intelligent, accurate, and eloquently phrased. Still, that mound of cleavage is a nice way to punctuate her point. It's as if every sentence of hers ends with, "Also: tits."

This view we have is technically called a "downblouse shot," but we're not sure if it applies to the corset-y top that Miley is wearing. Downblouse implies that we have a superior vantage point that allows us to see inside a slouchy shirt, whereas we could probably see as much of Miley's cleavage from any angle. Such is the majesty of corsetry.

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