We Simply Can’t Believe That “Lex Is Too Big For Teens”

We don't care that Lex's half-erect cock is almost as big as Cindy Starfall's head, we refuse to live in a world where teen pornstars have a no-can-do attitude towards massive members such as the one dangling from Lexington Steele. It's not that we need them to take huge dicks all the time, it's that we want them to feel confident in their abilities. They're young and full of energy, and if they have to tap into a special inner strength in order to do anal with Mr. Steele, they will be better for it in the long run. Discipline is everything.

Anyway, you know every girl trains her twat and tuchus before engaging in such activity. They're professionals, so don't try this at home. Then again, if you happen to have Lexington Steele hanging out in your home, you'd be a fool not to try this stuff. Just saying.

Back to Cindy Starfall: in her scene, she needs some help studying for her biology class, so she has her glasses on, and naturally this means Lexington wants to come on them. In describing how getting fuck by Lex helps Cindy in her academic affairs, the back of the box says, "Lex can help her get in touch with her inner-most biology." Ooh, inner-most biology? We can't tell if that's hot or repulsive--perhaps a bit of both--but it's definitely true. As Lex slips his dick in her pussy, Cindy clutches beneath her belly button to show us just how deep he goes. Indeed, we feel like we're learning a lot about biology here.

In a scene that we're calling "This Ain't Driving Miss Daisy XXX," Remy LaCroix plays a stuck-up rich kid who loves teasing her chauffeur. Her family hires a new driver, Lex, and she tries pulling her usual tricks on him, but somehow her taunts become turn-ons and she ends up creaming all over his cock. How'd they get from point A to point B? It's not for us to know, but we suspect it has something to do with Remy's delicious ass complemented by her lacy thigh-high stockings. By the time he glazes her forehead with jizz, we feel confident that she won't be bothering her poor chauffeur anymore.

We want to give props to Ashlynn Leigh for riding Lex in reverse anal cowgirl, but instead, this last section is going to be Lex and his nonchalant attitude towards life. The back of the box says this about two of the scenes: "Jada may not be the best house sitter, but Lex only cares how well she takes care of his pet python," and "Casey is a babysitter who you wouldn't trust with your kids, but Lex can trust her with his even more precious package." Lexington doesn't care about his house, his possessions, or his family as long as he's shoving his shlong in some teens. We admire that quality in a man.

We think you'll agree that the idea that "Lex Is Too Big For Teens" is absurd, unless you're talking about Lex trying to fit into their clothing. Then, yes, he's probably too big for that. We still want to watch him try!

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