These Tits Were Made For Grabbin’

And that's just what we'll do. Or, rather, this lucky fellow will. But we love putting our hands upon things. Some of our favorites? Wiggling our fingers around in a jar of flour. Patting a velveteen bunny. Giving a solid smack to a fine rump roast. But, Lord almighty, if there's anything that could trump all these scrumptious sensations, it's a mondo set of knockers dangling just so, in prime position to be snuggled and squished by a fortunate faction of fingertips. Yes, 'tis the finest thing to feel up in the world, we'd argue.

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