Sex In The Woods May Attract Bears Cannibals

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Or, in the case of these two lucky lovers, it may simply attract a bunch of your friends who dress up like hillbilly cannibals in order to scare you, probably because they're having sex in the woods in an area that's notorious for having hillbilly cannibals.

Even if you don't believe the stories about cannibals (be the hillbilly, creekbilly, or citybilly), we can't imagine you'd want to invite pranksters to prey on you like that. And then the cannibals get pissed because the pranksters are representing them poorly and then people really start getting eaten, and then nobody can have sex in the woods anymore. And then what do you have? A horror film without nudity. Shameful.

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