To Dance Upon A Dildo

Ooh, Sparky's got the right moves. She and her sizeable friend are engaged in quite the tango, but we're certain she's taken the lead. But, hell, we'd be more than happy to let this lady be the boss of us. In a waltz, a salsa, a merengue, we'd let her swing us round and round, up and down -- and she could even stuff us in her snatch if she wanted. Hey, we wouldn't complain... It's a regular rhumba down there.

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