“Pump My Ass Full Of Cum 3,” You Forgot To Say Please

Really, Jynx Maze, Amy Brooke, Jada Stevens, and Lily Carter, where do you get the nerve? Just because you're telling us to do the exact thing we all want to do and think about all the time everyday doesn't mean you get to be crude about it. Etiquette is everything--including an aphrodisiac--and that's why we hope everyone will sign our petition to rename this movie "Please Pump My Ass Full of Cum, Thank You, and How Was Your Day 3."

Politeness is like a dance, and it's always better when both partners know all the right moves. We're not saying these ladies have to curtsey before they squat upon a dick, but certain considerations will make the overall experience more meaningful. You start with a firm handshake and eye contact, and you'll be amazed at how much better the anal gaping is.

That is, if there's even time for gaping. These girls are literally too busy jamming cocks in their respective asses to show off their sphincter skills. Three of the four females in this film engage in double penetration, but only Amy Brooke goes the extra mile with double anal. It's an impressive feat, especially considering there are times when she has a cock in each hole and her ass is very visibly clenching the baguette-sized dick inside her, but that's just how Amy Brooke does. She's been a vile and depraved woman since her porn career started (she once played Ke$ha) and we love her more with every passing porno.

We don't want to make it sound like the other girls are slouching in this film; even Lily Carter has a magnificently hardcore scene, and she's the only gal to engage in single penetration. Jules Jordan gets Lily all wrapped up in a luscious latex outfit with her hands bound behind her back and a ball gag in her mouth, but as much fun as he has teasing her with the riding crop, he can't resist freeing her mouth and shoving his dick down her throat. Her strong sucking, her ass fingering, and a furious bout of backdoor fucking makes Jules come twice--once in her ass and another on her mouth and eyelashes--and you can tell that Lily feels proud of her performance.

We're proud of her, too! All the girls in "Pump My Ass Full of Cum 3" should feel great about the shows they put on and the people they got off, but we swear, Jules Jordan better use the magic words in the next edition of this film. And no, the magic words are not "anal creampie."

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