You know how frustrating it is when you're right in the midst of triple-fingering your asshole and the damn phone starts ringing! You could do the square thing and let it go, or you could answer and breathlessly gasp into the receiver as a result of your bum self-pleasure.
That lucky caller would really be in for a treat! Unless there were an emergency or something and they were actually trying to get a message across. But, hey. There's always time for a little exuberant ass play, right? At least in our world there is.
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