Cathy Heaven’s Jeans Will Save Europe

Two Eurodouches walk into a bar, and Cathy Heaven is ready for them, with her amazing breasts and peelaway pants. But if this is the way business gets done over there, no wonder the Euro is in trouble.

The two fellows arrive at a lull in the evening's business, apparently, as only the lovely Cathy Heaven is on duty. They eye-fuck her for a while as she pretends to polish some glasses, but then the trios abandon all pretense of saving the Eurozone and fuck on the bar.

And Thank God for that, but as the leonine Heaven peels off her red t-shirt, she reveals a pair of pasties twirling from her Airbuses, and they remain for the whole scene.

Here in Los Angeles we are used to affectations: accessory dogs, tattoos, calf implants, etc. But why the pasties? It makes no sense. Perhaps Heaven had just had her boobs done and director "The Voyeur" thought the pasties would distract from the nipples? It didn't work.

But no matter, because then Heaven crawls across the bar sporting a pair of skin-tight easy-access jeans that are so versatile that you can get fucked in them.

Heaven's tryst opens the 5-scene "Divine Whores." Why are they divine? We do not know. The Vatican has refused our calls. If not divine, then at least pretty awesome. "Pretty Awesome Whores," it should be called.

Or maybe "Just Because You're Wearing Pasties Doesn't Mean What You're Doing on the Bar Is Sanitary, Cathy Heaven."

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