“His First MILF 5”: There Are No Training Wheels On This Ride

Imagine the pressure these boys must feel at dealing with their very first MILFs (or milves, if you're so inclined). The cougars have years of experience, nice furniture to fuck on, an impressive collection of lingerie, and what do the young'uns have? Big dicks, hopefully, and a lot of energy from a diet sugary cereals or whatever it is young male pornstars eat these days.

Fortunately, the ladies have the patience and focus to mold these blobbish boys into men who know how to seduce a MILF, how to please her, and then how to get the fuck out of the MILF's house because her husband is coming home.

We have a feeling that the best teacher in the bunch is Sharon Pink, because she makes her young protege work for a taste of her pussy. Before he can even put his tongue on her twat, she has him deepthroat a dark blue dildo of considerable girth. Did he expect that from his first MILF? Certainly not, but one should be prepared for anything when dealing with a dame like Sharon. She could've had him washing dishes and painting her kitchen cabinets for hours before he saw a single titty, so he better consider himself lucky. Sharon doesn't micromanage him too much, just where it counts; when he's fucking her from behind and grabbing her ass, she puts her hand on his and shows him exactly how hard to press into her flesh. He wants to test her like a fruit, but she wants him to steal her like he's swiping meat to feed his hungry family.

Barra Brass's approach to education seems a little more stern than most. Even when she's riding her student's stiff cock in reverse cowgirl, her face is locked in an expression of disappointment. We know that she's hiding her true feelings, but does he? No, and that's why he works harder to please that pussy, taking control of her ass and spreading her cheeks apart as he slams balls-deep inside her until he sprays his load all over her back. Only then does Barra let herself go and enjoy the feeling of his thrusts, for she has completed her duty.

Doghouse Digital insists that "His First MILF 5" is about bringing out "the real horny bitch that exists in every mom," but we know better. It's really about bringing the horny paternal instincts in every young man. Only through the teachings of MILFs will the human race continue to thrive.

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