Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Bikini Bottoms Are Designed To Slip

At first we thought that excess water was pulling down mega-MILF Jennifer Nicole Lee's bikini bottoms as she exited the pool--after all, it happens to everyone--but then we looked at additional pictures of said aquatic panties when they're dry, and we realized, no, they're low-rise. Like, really low-rise, barely-rise, couldn't-rise-with-a-fistful-of-uppers. We're pretty down with that.

Also, if we didn't know better, we'd say that JNL's glistening butt is an homage to the "Big Wet Asses" series by Elegant Angel. Chlorinated water doesn't shine as brightly as baby oil, but her heart is definitely in the right place! Do you think that's part of the bikini? Like, what if it's designed to get slick and slippery when exposed to water? Could this be the first bikini that's designed to fall apart and create "accidental" sexy situations? You heard it here first, folks: the new fashion forward is fashion downward.

· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)